Wouldn’t it be awkward to yell “I am horny” to your French friend instead of “I eat in a dirty way? As unrealistic as it sounds, it actually happened to a friend of mine.To avoid (hilarious) mistakes, here are 13 sentences and words you should never say in French. Congratulating your friends is a good idea, but you need to be careful when you do it in French.If you’re a woman and would like to say you’re hot, use “J’ai chaud” (lit : I have hot) instead.This is one of many cases where the verb “to be” in English becomes “to have” in French.Regardless, it does demonstrate a willingness among people–especially youth–to allow technology into their most intimate moments.And it’s these people who are the reason why “smart” vibrators like the Vibease, which sets its speed according to cues from spoken erotic e-books, are finding an increasing marketplace among a population that is growing ever more comfortable–even intimate–with technology.
Which, given that I only wrote yesterday about the fact that I'm struggling to write lately, was quite a pleasant feeling - thanks, deeply pervy bot-makers!“Tu es bonne”, said to a girl will often be interpreted as “you are good…in bed”, and that’s the most polite interpretation.So if you ever want to congratulate a female friend, don’t forget to clearly explain what your friend is good at.Or simply avoid this sentence and use the safer “tu es doué(e)” (you are gifted). You may want to avoid asking for a jerk in the restaurant.French learners often mistake “canard” and “connard”. You certainly think that “baiser” means “to kiss”, and that using that word would be really cute. While “un baiser” does mean “a kiss”, “baiser” used as a verb means “to f***”. Check out this article to learn the dos and don’ts of French greetings. In French though, “je suis chaude” (I’m hot said by a woman) means “I’m horny”.